Thursday, September 13, 2007

Delivering the Gospel with Guns


Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ, revolves around God's utmost love for us that He decided to sacrifice His only begotten son Jesus of Nazareth (played by Jim Caviezel) to die on the cross in order to save us sinful beings from the clutches of eternal devastation. Jesus who was sent to the presence of humanity to spread His gospel was unfortunately denied. His gospel was repeatedly insulted and spat upon by many and he was declared to be crucified on the cross. Jesus went through a painful, gory and grotesque journey on to the cross in order to deliver his gospel that would save us from damnation. That was part one of Passion of the Christ and guess what? There's a sequel to it---Passion of the Christ 2.

Well, it isn't exactly a sequel, instead it is an alternate story of how the Messiah saved humanity from damnation. Directed again by Mel Gibson, Passion of the Christ 2 tells the story of the Messiah who was never discovered. Instead, Jesus (played by Jim Caviezel again) was somehow transported to the present day and similar to the original story, He was here to spread His gospel around society that is always plagued with wrong doings and crimes. This time, Jesus won't be nailed to the cross to save society from damnation. On the other hand, He will be delivering the Gospel with guns blazing, ripping every scum bag clean from the surface of the earth. Jesus won't be alone in his vigilante quest to "baptized" society, instead he will be aided by a black man (played by Chris Tucker) with a mysterious background but a mouth that never sleeps. This lock and loaded flick will guarantee to keep you at the edges of your seat with all the adrenaline packed car chases and explosive gun battles. If you're telling yourself that you can't wait for this movie to come out, you my friend are a fool that have fell into my trickery. Sorry to burst your bubble, but there isn't a sequel to the Passion of the Christ.

I happened to catch an episode of the Family Guy today and there was a spoof regarding Mel Gibson's upcoming sequel to the Passion of the Christ. So the real fact is, there isn't Passion of the Christ 2. The reason I came up with that false movie preview was because the episode of Family Guy today had an astonishing and hilarious trailer for the "so called" sequel. The trailer was well presented and it had me laughing my ass off all the way to the end of it.

Anyway, I apologize for the false heads up on what thought to be an exciting new movie by Mel Gibson. In addition to that, allow me to share the hilarious and comical trailer on the Messiah's crusade for the gun trotting justice to make it up for you all. Enjoy!




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